Saturday, May 8, 2010
Day 4
Today I saw a raccoon. I hate raccoons. This raccoon was just wandering around my parking lot. This is not out of the ordinary except that it is was 6:30...a full hour and a half before dark. Raccoons aren't supposed to be out yet. They aren't supposed to be out at all because they are terrorists. But they definitely shouldn't be out in the daytime. Everything is all flippy dippy when that shit starts going on. So what I did as I come up on dude and sit on my horn for about ten seconds and he takes off all fast and runs into the sewer where he belongs. (Is that where raccoons live? I kinda assumed the forest, but I can see sewer.) If he comes back I'll be waiting with a shovel. Now THAT is what I call Furry Vengeance.
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sadly, the raccoon was sick. that's why he was out before dark.
ReplyDeleteracoons are terrorists though. i'll give you that.
I don't think that raccoon was sick. That's what they say...rabies and shit. But these are city raccoons. That raccoon wasn't sick...he just doesn't give a fuck.
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