Day 5

You'd think that on such a boring day I would be able to come up with something to write about. But no. I have nothing.

I went to Egg Harbor at Oakbrook with my mom and dad today for Mother's Day. Then I came home and watched the stupid Cubs game. Then I went to Jewel and bought some groceries...then I came home and watched some of the crap on my DVR. Now just getting ready to watch the Hawks game. And that is absolutely all.

PART TWO

So I went to Tailgaters for the Hawks game tonight. I don't really like it there...especially cause the Hawks lose when I go there. And they lost tonight. Cool that they have the goal horn and all that nonsense though.

But there is this new sandwich at KFC that I keep seeing commercials for. And it is ridiculous. It has two pieces of bacon and two pieces of cheese. AND THE BREAD IS FUCKING TWO PIECES OF CHICKEN!!!! I love how KFC just doesn't give a shit anymore. It's like they just decided...yeah, Subway you keep your Jared, Taco Bell you pretend like your Fresco Menu makes Taco Bell healthy. We are just going to embrace who we are...we are going to kill you. This is the same chain who did that thing where they took all the shit in the restaurant and threw it in one bowl and sold that shit. Now they are taking it to a whole new level. KFC is like your neighborhood crack dealer...going for a product so tempting that you don't give a fuck that you will die soon. And I kinda respect them for this...at least they are not beating around the bush here. They could be like Taco Bell and be like, "Hey...you know how we have bean burritos? Well we just added some tomatoes to that shit and called it Fresco Bean Burritos and now it is good for you!" No...KFC isn't pretending anything. They are just killing you.

Finally...3 chirs for Betty White and Jay-Z who effing KILLED SNL last night. I don't know who decided that Jay-Z should get 10 minutes + on his first slot but he was FIRE. And Betty White's opening monologue was comedic gold. Well played by all involved.

Until tomorrow...